if u love someone….

If you love someone, Set him free, If hecomes
back, he’s yours, If he doesn’t, he never was…

The New Versions….

Pessimist:
If you love someone, Set him free… If he ever
comes back, he’s yours, If he doesn’t, as
expected, he never was.

Shakespeare: If you love someone, Set him free…
If he ever comes back, he’s yours, If he doesn’t,
here’s the poison, suicide yourself for him.

Optimist:
If you love someone, Set him free… Don’t worry,
he will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone, Set him free… If he ever
comes back, ask him why.

Impatient: I
f you love someone, Set him free… If he doesn’t
comes back within some time forget him.

Patient:
If you love someone, Set him free… If he doesn’t
come back, Continue to wait until he comes
back…

Playful:
If you love someone, Set him free… *If he comes
back, and if you love him still, Set him free again,
repeat*

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone, Set him free, In fact, all living
creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone, Set him free, Clause 1a of
Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that….

Biologist:
If you love someone, Set him free, he’ll evolve.

Schwarzenegger’s fans:
If you love someone, Set him free, HE’LL BE
BACK!

Salesman:
If you love someone, Set him free… If he ever
comes back, deal! If he doesn’t, so what! “NEXT”.

Insurance agent:
If you love someone, Show him the plan… If he
ever
comes back, sign him up, If he doesn’t, keep
follow
up with him and never give up!

Physics expert:
If you love someone, Set him free… If he ever
comes back, it’s the law of gravity, If he doesn’t,
either there’s friction higher than the force or the
angle of collision between two objects did not
synchronize at the right angle.

Mathematician:
If you love someone, Set him free… If he ever
comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!), If he doesn’t, Y =
2X – log(0.46Y^2 + (cos (52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c)
where c is the infinite constant of no turning point.

Nowadays’ style:
If You Love Someone, Set him free, If he Comes
Back, he is Yours If It Doesn’t, Hunt Down and Kill
HIM…!!! OR PERHAPS REPORT TO
IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL
MIGRANT…

If you love someone, WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE
SET HIM FREE??? CARELESS.. IDIOT!!!

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